A Funny Quora Response on American Presidents

Someone asks, "If all 43 U.S. Presidents were to run for office in 2016, who would win?" It's as convincing as hilarious. Obama doesn't even make the cut. Bill Clinton is a contender. John F. Kennedy should be kept away from Taylor Swift.

"No Abraham Lincoln. In this brave new world in which we live, there’s no way the American public elects someone with a face that causes total strangers to approach him and say, “Are you OK?” William Howard Taft is out for similar reasons. Like Grant, he can be compared to Chris Christie, but in a more roundabout way. Really, really round.
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"Herbert Hoover and Jimmy Carter are the nice guys on the list. They would get some Bernie Sanders-esque attention and make a solid run in the primary and end up with the same result as Bernie. There’s a reason people say nice guys finish last."
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"Harry Truman and Dwight Eisenhower were world movers in their time that would find it too difficult to hide their disgust with modern society. Five minutes on Twitter would send these two into seclusion."

If all 43 U.S. Presidents were to run for office in 2016, who would win