Wedding Conversation

True Story. Scene: A Nigerian Wedding.

Me: Dude, let's conceive an idea to disrupt Nigerian weddings. Too much money mehn!

Dude: Chris, I have a problem with you.

Me: Uhn?

Dude: Why should everything become a business?

Me: Oh, you have a problem with me escaping poverty?

Dude: You're crazy. You're not poor.

Me: Now you know.

(Silence for about 20 minutes).

Dude: Chris, I have an idea... How about a website where people can order straws for wedding drinks?

Me: You're poorer than me.