True Story. Scene: A Nigerian Wedding.
Me: Dude, let's conceive an idea to disrupt Nigerian weddings. Too much money mehn!
Dude: Chris, I have a problem with you.
Dude: Why should everything become a business?
Me: Oh, you have a problem with me escaping poverty?
Dude: You're crazy. You're not poor.
Me: Now you know.
(Silence for about 20 minutes).
Dude: Chris, I have an idea... How about a website where people can order straws for wedding drinks?
Me: You're poorer than me.